Leftover Biscuits

Leftover biscuts, leftover ham,
Leftover gravy, in an old frying pan,
Leftover coffee, leftover tea,
Now I’m all alone 'cause she done leftover me!
Well I asked my wife if I could go out with the boys
Just a little party over at Jimmy Roy’s
She said «yes honey, you know that I don’t care»
But what I didn’t tell her it was a three day afair.
Leftover biscuits, leftover ham,
Leftover gravy, in an old fryin' pan,
Leftover coffee, leftover tea,
Now I’m all alone 'cause she done left over me!
Then we went to a party over at my neighbors' home
Me and my neighbor’s wife in the kitchen all alone
She was makin' biscuits while I was makin' time
Caught in the act by that little old wife of mine.
Leftover biscuits, leftover ham,
Leftover gravy, in an old fryin' pan,
Leftover coffee, leftover tea,
Now I’m all alone 'cause she done left over me.
Now I’m all alone 'cause she done left over me.