Cary's Song

Trevor, please come back in
I give up, you win
We don’t have to slow dance
Oh, Trevor
If you’re still there
I just want to share
I can put on pants
(He can put back on his pants!)
Did you hear what I said?
I see the back of your head
Oh, Trevor
I just made you laugh!
You’d be trippin'
Like a baby giraffe
('Cause they’re tall and lanky!)
Listen
Listen, I’m obviously fun
I don’t own a gun
So you should really stay
I know we met on my phone
My phone
We don’t have to bone!
So please don’t go away
Yeah, I’m awesome and I’m great
I won’t ask you for a date, no, no
Trevor, are you still there?
Oh, Trevor
All I see is air
And the hallway ficus
Every other night
I’m playin' music all alone
Every other night
I fall asleep on my phone
Every other night
There’s no one else to say
My chance is blown