Don't Know Jack

This was a strange day.
A lady came to stay.
She said, «I've come to live with you.»
I said, «Who are you?»
She said, «I'm Bertha from Canton.»
I said, «Well, I don’t know you.»
She said, «My son told me to come. Don’t you know Jack?»
«No m’am I don’t know Jack.»
«You don’t know Jack?»
«No I don’t know Jack. I don’t know Jack!»
«So I’ll bring in my things.»
«Gosh lady I don’t know you.»
«Jack said it’d be okay.»
«Man, lady I don’t know Jack. I don’t know Jack.»
Chaos song, chaos song