Hey-bob a He-bob a Be-bob a Bo-bob

Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob
a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob
My girlfriend had black hair and it was cut funny
and then she dye it purple and then orange
She had 16 earrings in one nose and that’s the truth or is it a lie
Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob
a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob
She left me for some guy who was ugly
and mean and cruel and never took a bath
He wore a black leather jacket with a chain and ball at the end
Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob
a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob
I went and applied for a job at a restaurant
They said I was to conservative
Said I was to liberal
Said I was to radical
And then they said I was a communist
Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob
a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob
I went down State street wearing a brand new suit
It was really good looking
These kids came up to me put a sticker on my back say kick him
Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob
a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob
I told the police and complain to them
They said it was my fault
And then they took me to jail for vagrancy
Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob
a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob
sing along now
Said sing along now
Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob
a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob
This is what I think about it you know life isn’t always what you expect
and heres my advise
Don’t make a deal with the Devil
The Devil will not help you
His only plan
Is to make you land
In a place that is not cool
Don’t make a deal with the Devil
The devil will not be true
He’ll only lie
Saying it’s a good buy
And in the end you’ll be the fool