What's in Santa's Sack?

Santa Claus
You’ve got the weight of the world
On your shoulders
Tax laws
You found your way around them
And you’re only older
Santa Claus
We’ve got just one question for you
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Do you have a wish list, too?
Santa Claus
What do you want in your stocking this year?
Is it elven sweatshops
In a Mexican border town, far from here?
Or a hot dog with relish and mustard
And salsa and jalapeños?
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Do you have a wish list, too?
Snow falls in Texas only once a year
And sometimes not that often
So, Santa Claus
Why don’t you come on down
And ignore all the Jews
Ho ho ho
Ho ho hey
Ho ho hobbledy who
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Do you have a wish list, too?