Ode to Cody Jinks

Well I got a girl, and she’s got me
She likes a Miller High Life, with a shot of Jim Beam
And she’s right at home, at any old honky tonk bar
But when she gets drunk, she wants to hear me sing
But she don’t wanna hear nothin' by the double D
The Jim Beam turns me into her favorite country star
'Cause when she drinks, she thinks I’m Cody Jinks
It’s like magic, like it happens when I dream of Jenny
I get younger and more handsome, and she loves the way I sing
Yeah when she drinks, she thinks I’m Cody Jinks
Now I don’t mind when this happens
Been in a lot of worse circumstances
As far as I’m concerned, it makes me proud (Makes him proud)
Hell, just like her I love that man
He’s a friend of mine, and I understand
So I cast no stones, and gladly sing it loud
'Cause when she drinks, she thinks I’m Cody Jinks
It’s like magic, like it happens when I dream of Jenny
I get younger and more handsome, and she loves the way I sing
About the hippies and the cowboys, yeah
When she drinks, she thinks I’m Cody Jinks
(I'm the number one clocker]
When she drinks, she thinks I’m Cody Jinks
The clean-shaven version
When she drinks, oh she thinks I’m Cody Jinks
Oh you know it