Coach's Speech

— I'm coach Riley, head football coach here at Sheepshead Bay High School
— I understand that this is the eighties and technology is taking over
— Everybody has got a Walkman now, movies about Poltergeist, E. T
— I grew up in a simpler time, people had respect and integrity
— If you had a beef with a guy, you met him at the park
— You slugged it out one on one, bloodied each other’s nose
— That's it! Real simple
— We didn’t believe in the stuff they do now
— Jumping a guy and pulling a knife or something?
— That's why I love coaching, I’m teaching these guys to be men
— Not lowlifes or degenerates
— Hey coach, what we wearing again?
— Just helmets right?
— You guys really don’t listen, do you?
— Yeah, helmets!
— Cheese and crackers
— What is wrong with these kids today?