Ready For Bed

None of the pretty girls could do it
None of the pretty girls could do it
I tried and I tried
But I couldn’t get through it
None of the pretty girls could do it
All the battles in my mind
When I ran 'em once or twice
We talk it over on a date
And then decided we would not mate
When I’m alone at night
(When I’m alone at night)
Brushing my teeth by moonlight
(Brushing my teeth by moonlight)
I think of the ones I’ve kissed
And I think of the ones I don’t miss to kiss
And when I’m all ready for bed
I lie awake and think about the things that I’ve said
I pretend to sleep 'cause I know that I should
I pretend to sleep, though I wish that I could