1-900-sex

Alone at last, another Saturday night
I can’t get it up, but I will be alright
If I can find me a telephone
As long as I can find me a telephone
I won’t be alone, I dial 1−900-sex/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
It’s a direct connection to my erection/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
Gonna grease up my hand, and roll up my sleeves
Don’t need no protection, won’t get no disease
As long as I can hold my telephone
As long as I don’t drop my telephone
I won’t be alone, I dial 1−900-sex/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
It’s a direct connection to my erection/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
My hands in my lap, my butt in my sleazy chair
My pants around my ankles, I can’t walk but I don’t care
The louder she moans, the harder I get
She’s begging for more, but I won’t let her cum yet
And I’m sleeping with my telephone
I’m engaged to my telephone
And when I’m alone, I dial 1−900-sex/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
It’s a direct connection to my erection/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
I dial 1−900-sex/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
It’s a direct connection to my erection/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
I dial 1−900-sex/(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)
(1−900-sex)