Plan D

Grif: Uh, what is happening right now?
Church: I don’t know, I just know that I hate it
Sheila: Where is that music coming from?
Donut: Come on everybody; let’s shake it out!
Doc: Well alright, a peaceful resolution
Sheila: Set cannon to: Funk. (SHAKE — THAT)
Church: Tucker, what the hell are you doing?
Tucker: I can’t help it, something’s taking over!
Sheila: Oh yeah, move those treads!
Donut: Everybody do-do the Chupacabra!
Sheila: Boosting initiated
Sheila: NANANANANANANA-NANANANANANAN…
Church: What the fuck is happening right now?
Donut: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do the Chupa! Do-do-do-do-ah-ah do the Chupa!
Donut: Do the chup-do the chup-do the chup-do the-
Sarge: Donut? Donut!
Donut: Huh?
Grif: What the hell was that?
Donut: Uh, I was telling the story of Blood Gulch
Tucker: What kind of messed up world do you live in?
Epsilon: I don’t know, I think he captured me pretty well
Simmons: Donut, none of that shit ever happened!
Donut: Well, maybe not in your version. I decided to spice things up!
Add a little pizzazz. The original version was so boring: all we ever did was
stand around and talk!