Club Landos

Lovely city, ugly city
Fallowfield has lovely bars
Where students talk about tits and cars
We live by the canal
Where they won’t park
Our minds are in the gutter
And we don’t car for stars
Trendy city
This city is worth more than it’s bars
I don’t give a fuck about your day job
You’re robbing us blind in baking charges
Four lost piss-heads in a cheap high-rise
Will rip the shit from you tonight
Well janice has electric shock hairstyles
And teeth that fall out when she smiles
I don’t give a fuck about your band
I’m with janice on cash in hand
Ugly city
Club landos is our home