Mirror Mirror (I See A Damsel)

I see a damsel
In danger and distress
I see that she is pretty
I see a young girl
Dressed in a dirty dress
I see that she is pretty
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the fairest one of all
I see a fat girl
With her hair in a mess
I see that she is pretty
I see a proud girl
She’s pregnant I would guess
I see that she is pretty
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the fairest one of all
Mirror mirror do not fail
Who deserves to go to jail
I see the school girls
Dressed in their Sunday best
I see that they are pretty
I see the wagon trains
Of pioneer women heading west
I see that they are pretty
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the fairest one of all
Creature creature, here the plan