E-Cowboy

He’s honey cowboy
But he doesn’t ride a horse
He spends his days on the internet
Browsing all his favourite message boards
Dyes his hair the colour of green
Because he has high self-esteem
When he walks into the town
Big eye have pointed at the ground
You sway, you see
And stay, look down
He reveals his plans
To take you out
Ohhh e-cowboy
Everybody knows your name
The boys wanna be you
And the girls wanna be with you