Señorita

Señorita, tasty mamacita
Tell me baby, what’s your name
Oh Conchita, won’t you have a seat-a
Tell me baby, who’s to blame?
I’ll f*ckin' kill the man who has done you wrong
My body’s shakin' out of control
His name is Larry, oh he’s really scary
Drinkin' at the f*ckin' bar
Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder
Tell him that he’s gone too far
He laughs and tells me to f*ckin' f*ck myself
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul
Hey!
I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that.
Did you just tell me to f*ckin' f*ck myself?
Yeah
Well I’m telling you to step outside
Oh really?
Yeah, we got some things to talk about a little lady named Conchita
Hey!
Yeah, you harmed her
What? Who said? Who are you?
Yeah, f*ck you you piece of sh*t
When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground
I see he’s cut me with a bottle
My pistol rises, cause it’s time to double down
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle
Dónde estás mi horse? ¡Allí!
Dígame, ¿donde estas Larry? ¿Alli?
¿En las montañas? ¿Donde, en el cañón?
Muy bien, ¿Coldwater Cañon?
Andale, hey, ha, ha
Ah, te llamo mi Conchita
Yo tengo hambre para tu boca
Mira mi cara
Soy el fuego para tu beso
Mi amor
Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away
With Conchita, oh my mamacita, kissing him upon the face
I f*ckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control
Ah I’m sorry mamacita
Oh my little señorita
Ah señorita