Earl Sinclair (What a Guy)

Why are you stuck in a boring dead-end job?
I don’t know
Why does your boss always yell at you?
I can’t figure it out!
Why is your life such a complete mess?
Will you stop pickin' on me?
Why ask why?
Drink alcohol! The more you drink, the less you think!
I’m a family man
Got my job, three kids and a wife
I work my 9 to 5
I hate it, yeah man I pay the price
I do what I can
Barely pays the bills, it’s my whole life
Getting shit on all the time
Not the mama, fuck it, it’s alright
Five o’clock, I’ll get away
I’ve been fighting trees all goddamn day
Quitting time, I’m chuggin' beers with Roy
Cracking open cold ones with the boys
Lately I’ve been thinkin'
About drinkin' and its getting me down
I hate my boss, my boss hates me
At least he keeps me and Roy around
Lately, I’ve been drinkin'
Every damn day, what’s wrong with that
Snooze that Goddamn alarm
It can wait 'til 5, with a beer in my hand