Earache My Eye

My mama’s talkin' to me She tells me how to live
But I don’t listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy he disowned me
'Cause I wear my sisters clothes
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose
The basketball coach
Done kicked me off the team
For wearing hi-heel sneakers
And acting like a queen
The world’s coming to an end
And I don’t even care
As long as I can have my limo
And my long blond hair
And it don’t bother me If people think I’m funny
'Cause I’m a big rock star
And I make a lot of money
I’m so bloody rich
I own apartment buildings
Shopping centers, condominiums
And I only know three chords
You fools, watch me now