I'm a Pile

See me shinin' like a star
my zits glisten off your car!
Do wah diddy, you expected more?
Trip enough to dig my style
wake up next to a steaming pile
Do wah diddy, what’d you do that for?
You and I can run together
Clown around, get drunk, whatever
But in the morning
There is something
that you got to know!
After toni-i-ight
when I’m not that guy-y-y
you find out after a while
that I’m a Pile
Made a promise
that I’ll change
but the boys called me up
and I had to rage
tell me something that I don’t know
I can be your Sloppy Joe
Just long enough til it gets old
a little soggy, like soggy cheerios
You and I can run together
Clown around, get drunk, whatever
But in the morning
There is something
that you got to know!
After toni-i-ight
when I’m not that guy-y-y
you find out after a while
that I’m a Pile
I’m a Pile now! Oh Oh