Best Halloween Ever

Woke up this morning like any other day
Something felt different my black heart was feeling strange
Got a voicemail from mi suegra
News I never thought she’d say
She said oh el
Had gone and passed away
She was imbecilic carnival checking knocking at the dock
She was sipping on a slurpee
She was slurping on a cock
She slipped the balls of semen fell face first out the yacht
Now I know this Halloween is gonna rock
It was the best Halloween I ever had
She sucked the life out of me gone
But finally made her pay
Ten years of my life
There won’t be another slave
I finally feel alive again you can see it on my face
Dressed up like a leprechaun dancing like I’m at a rave
Heels click I jump for joy
My year has just been made
Handing out king sized Kit-kat bars and kids that celebrate
Cause you won a few battles but the war was won today
I never cared for Halloween until hell took her away
It was the best Halloween I ever had
Tonight is the night ghosts, ghouls and goblins cry
Demon in my sight
Walking Dead and I’m Rick Grimes
She haunted me in life
The good the bad the ugly times
Look at all the fiends with the empty eyes
Is tonight the night that I die?
Surrounded me The Conjuring, the weltering Nightmare on Elm Street
Chucky, The Thing, Friday the 13th
Pinhead, Puzzle-box, Hellraising
Wait a second, oh yeah I forgot
It was the best Halloween I ever had