10 Pimpstress Commandments

I’m kind of famous for being a professional bitch
And I want to give all the ladies out there
Some tips and tricks to make every man
Do everything that you ever wanted
I want to teach you girls all a secret
Not to please a man, or stupid shit
Men have been pimping for far too long
I want to make that pimpstress game strong
A pimpstress can turn beta boys out
Make em suck a dick for your bank account
I’ll teach you the commandments of the Pimpstress Game
Fuck the patriarchy it won’t be the same!
Rule number 1
Every man wants to cum
When his dick’s in his hand
His brain is dumb
Rule number 2
Make them think you’ll screw
If you tease him
He’ll be crawling for you
Rule number 3
Don’t let him flee
His ass belongs to you
Till you set him free
Rule number 4
Never let him score
He’ll be on his knees begging for more
I love giving men rules. They really need structure in their lives
They’re like disgusting dogs always humping everything around them
If women don’t control them, who will?
But there’s always more rules for those disgusting men in your life,
so listen up
Rule number 5
Never let him hide
Blackmail him
So he works in overdrive!
Rule number 6
Teach that man new tricks
Brainwash him
To obsess about dicks
Rule number 7
Always teach boys a lesson
Remind them their balls
Are in your posession
Rule number 8
Dudes are never really straight
They out there waiting
For down low late
Rule number 9
Copy me and be fine
Boys will do anything
Just to be mine
Rule number 10
Be zen about men
They’re just slaves
Living in your pig pen
So while other bitches brag about being «boss»
Talking trash about «barbie girls» in lip gloss
I’m turning boys out
And never taking a loss