Can I Help You?

You wanna know what its like in my life for me?
I go to work every morning I don’t sell trees
I gotta deal with these people and they makin a mess
All the un-needed stress for a lousy pay check
I don’t get tips but here’s a tip for you
Never fuck with the person that’s makin your food
Do my tattoos scare you? I think they do
And you look at me funny like I’m gonna be rude
You couldn’t buy a fuckin clue and that’s the truth
Fuckin stare at the menu on your cell phone too
I don’t get this, is the general public really fulla these dumb shits?
They help the economy but they all act above it
Fuckin snobby mommy’s to punk rejects
Then there’s welfare families that’s lovin the shit
You could put it on thick and they eatin it quick
And comin back to the counter for a cookie and drink
Can I help you, what the fuck do you want?
I want a lil side of something but I don’t know what (x4)
People in they suits act likie a douche
And used car salesmen lovin all a the food
You got multiple orders? Then you are all goners
The people behind you are hatin you for this!
Get a line a 2 then it turns into 10
And there ain’t no body but you workin here again
You got no relief and just minimum wadge
And get harassed everyday by the customer base
What the fucks wrong with this bitch? You makin my hit list
I’m hatin everything about this whole 9 to 5 shit
I’m startin a business, tryin to relieve stress
Cuz everybody in this world seams to be useless
Look at my game now, I’m makin it somehow
And everybody in my shoes come follow my lead now
Quit your fuckin job start grindin for pay
Put cha middle finger up and say FUCK SUBWAY!
Can I help you, what the fuck do you want?
I want a lil side of something but I don’t know what (x4)