Drag Racing the Devil

I was sitting at a red light
|I was waiting for a green light
Up pulls this El Dorado with plates
that said diablo
With a guy, looked like an undertaker
Smile on his face, leaned out the window
and said:
Hey Hayseed, you wanna race?
Will I had nothing better to do since my baby
gave me that big F.U.
So I said All right buddy, right back in your face.
I’ll race you to the end of the world just tell
me — what are the stakes?
He rolled his back window down, I saw
something big and brown
It was a big ol’Rottweiler stuck his head
out to look around
And I knew who I was racing, the light turned
green I punched that hammer down
I got about a quarter mile I looked to my left
and I saw him smile
He was all ov