Memo To Pricey

It’s like, I can’t get past that S and M barrier
'Cause, I like lots of drinks like whiskey or lager
It’s actually painful to drink first of all
Pour you a double?
Is that a double? You want a double?
Cigarette?
I don’t smoke but you know
Crisps
Four bottles of Malibu
Bob knows the address
A Malibu, a coke and Chinese food