I Should Have Worn a Condom

I’m a dirty, old bum looking for anything to bone
Got my dick in my hand and headed to the glory hole (Glory Hole!)
It don’t matter what you look like as long as you’re asleep with me
All the girls get mad when I give them my STDs
Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause I don’t have no condoms
Baby, baby, babies
Got so many babies
That’s there John, that’s Tyrone and over there is Isaac
I should have worn a rubber
‘Cause now they live in dumpsters
On top of that I gave the clap to all their fucking mothers
Check my style, take a good look, I’m broke, bitch
I can’t pay child support, I’m fucking broke, bitch
Gettin' brained in the alley from a possum
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
If you wake up with a bunch of bumps
This is what you say
«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»
And if you black out and you don’t pull out
This is what you say
«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»
And if you throw up because you got crabs chump
This is what you say
«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»
And if she has a hissy fit from your syphilis
This is what you say
«I Should Have Worn a Condom!»
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Goddamn! These crabs and syphilis' killing me!
Hope my dick don’t fall off
Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause I don’t have no condoms