Useless

Everybody loves you
Useless as you are
They really do adore you
You’re a superstar
Jill’s in love with you
Joe’s in love with you
He’s pretending to
Malcolm, he loves you too
I’m in love with you
We’re in love with you
They’re intending with you
You should love you too
Don’t you think it’s great
Happiness served up on a plate
Everybody loves you
Useless as you are
They really do adore you
You’re a superstar
Everybody loves you
Everybody loves you
Useless as you are
They really do adore you
Even from afar
French? In love with you
Ken in Paris knew
Patter’s in Liverpool
Ray, loves Waterloo
I’m in love with you
We’re in love with you
They’re intending with you
You should love you too
Don’t you think it’s great
Happiness served up on a plate
Everybody loves you
Useless as you are
They really do adore you
You’re a superstar
Everybody loves you
Everybody loves you
Everybody loves you
Useless as you are
Don’t you think it’s great
Happiness served up on a plate
Everybody loves you
Useless as you are
They really do adore you
Useless as you are
Stop