Area 69

It was a dark and dready night
that a spaceship landed right in my back yard
it shook my room and woke me up from a deep sleep
from a cool dream, something bright a yellow light look a moonbeam
so i stood up, i went to the window
where i saw the pretty yellow light
what a sight, what a fright to see
an alien staring straight up at me
does it want to hurt me, could it only want my family
should i offer it a kudo, or should i just go say hello
i walk out my backdoor up to it and stuck my hand
right in the air with fear but i said to it hello and how are you
well then it turned to me and i could see
that this alien was surely not a he
and so i said i come in peace
she said please make love to me
who am i to complain, i don’t even have to ever know her name
could my girlfriend ever know, that i screwed a ufo
i should’ve known right from the start
that this e.t. bitch was to break my heart
she had her own way she sucked my into her game
she might as well just be a normal girl
she smiled and waved and took off back to the milky way