Washerman

Uncle Mr Washerman
Ejoor sir, softly dey wash the babe o
Kpe Uncle Mr Washerman
Abeg na softly dey wash the babe o
Hey stranger, hey pretty face
Hey shorty with the hips & itty bitty waist
Girl you dey cause damage, titty collision
With a booty big enough to have its own religion
Pardon my manners, my attitude
I’m quite the gentleman, I just lost it with you
Crushing on you, lusting for you
Don’t put me on that Lagbaja P & tell me nothing for you
Cuz I fit die
Wait: I fit nearly die
Well but I fit cry
Wait: I fit nearly cry
The point is e go pain me if you no follow me go
So we can get it popping once a week, twice a day, then every night
Now I could tell you what it, do who I am & what I do
And everything I think will help me get with you
And that’s the truth
But that’s bull sh…, keep it between the both of us
Lowkey, super lowkey, make e no for loss
I got a dollar and a dream, a dollar and a dream
But tonight girl, it’s you and I with two bottles of gin
Or maybe half a bag of spliff, you should know what I mean
I’m trying figure out the fastest way to get you out your jeans
Now I ain’t trying force you, no be say I dey ginger
I got moves for days, in the sheets I’m a ninja
Make you burn calories, work you out properly
A pretty good rapper which means I’m skilled orally
Don’t mean to brag, but you know I’m bad
Big feet, big hands, girl you do the math
Let’s take a ride, girl you know I drive
You say you wanna come, then I make you arrive
Whoa!
No other man is greater than
Me, I’m the best one that you a fi get around
Your ex man is an ex, girl, he a just a hater man
Me arms keep you secure, no other place is better than this