Eddie's Teddy

DR. SCOTT:
From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother’s side
She tried in vain
But he never caused her nothing but shame
DR. SCOTT:
He left home the day she died!
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock & roll porn
And a motor bike
Shooting up junk
He was a lowdown cheap little punk
DR. SCOTT:
Taking everone for a ride
When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy!
Makes you cry!
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did!
Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said «Hey listen to me»
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door and threw away the key!
DR. SCOTT:
But he must have been drawn
Into something
Making him warn
Me in a note which reads
What’s it say?
What’s it say?
I’m out of my head!
Oh, hurry or I may be dead!
They musn’t carry out their evil deeds!
(SCREAM)
When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy!
Makes you cry!
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did!
When Eddie said he didn’t like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
What a guy! (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Makes you cry! (hey, hey, hey)
DR. SCOTT:
Und I did! (I did!)