Big Plans of Sleeping In

Every day’s a hassle when you never sleep at night
Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably
But today’s the fucking weekend so we’re sleeping until five
Wake up and lock the door and burn off calories
Never let go when you talk to me
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep
That’s just what I wanted and I swear that’s what I needed
My busy day of sleeping in
Cut power to the cellphones, automated all replies
Passed out on couches, put wings in the microwave
Opened up a bottle, it’ll beep when they are done
Heard it beep, fuck it, man, let’s have another one
Do you have a prob if I drink some more?
You don’t have a problem, let’s both drink some more
'Cause this is all I needed, yeah, alcohol and coffee
My busy day of sleeping in
They’re all mindless sheep, oh yeah
Let’s kick everybody’s ass and teeth right in
Nails right through their feet, oh yeah
The world can’t move now, let’s go back to sleep
When we rejoin the public we’ll just laugh at everyone
The chumps who celebrate four-month anniversaries
They’re all fucking suckers and I’m done with everyone
'Cause I finally found someone who’s antisocial with me
Never let go when you talk to me
Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep
Everyone can die now 'cause I found you and you’re perfect
My busy day of sleeping in
My busy day of sleeping in
My busy day of sleeping in