Why Don't You Love Me in Real Life

I had a dream that we walked hand in hand
In the summer sun
You were eating a popsicle and we were
Having so much fun
We made out under the stars, you told me I’m the only one
So why don’t you love me in real life?
Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms
I tried to get some in real life
But just set off your burglar alarm
Why are you calling the cops, baby?
I don’t mean you any harm
Why don’t you love me in real life?
Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I’m brandishing a knife?
Why don’t you love me in real life?
Every night in my sweetest dreams
I get to hold you in my arms
I tried to get some in real life
But just set off your burglar alarm
Why are you calling 911, baby?
I don’t mean you any harm
Why don’t you love me in real life?
Is it because of my mask?
Is it because I’m brandishing a knife?
Why don’t you love me in real life?