Now She's Gone

I woke this morning
I went downstairs to find a note
It said she’s leaving
I felt all my dreams had come at once
She took my clothes
My passport and my papers
And then she told my darkest secrets
To the neighbors
'Cause when she left, she wasn’t alone
Somebody else had taken my throne
Was it a man or could I be wrong?
It was a woman who looked just like James Bond
And when I find them
I’ll wish them both the best of luck
Before I do that
I’ll put the cyanide in their lunch
She took my clothes
My passport and my papers
And then she told my darkest secrets
To the neighbors
'Cause when she left, she wasn’t alone
Somebody else had taken my throne
Was it a man or could I be wrong?
It was a woman who looked just like James Bond