100 Cigarettes

Lord I smoked 100 cigarettes
Waiting on your call but it ain’t come yet
I’m waiting for your footsteps in my hall
And I’m watching for this ash to fall
And while I’m counting my regrets
I’m gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
My porch light is on and I’ve unlocked my door
My eyes are red and my throat is sore
I check my mail and watch my phone
And I wonder when you’re coming home
And while I’m counting my regrets
I’m gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes
Waiting for your call but it ain’t come yet
I’m waiting for your footsteps in my hall
And I’m watching for this ash to fall
How much longer can I watch my own TV
Now that I’ve seen how white my shirts can be
One more smoke, I’ll take just one more sip
Before I wipe your name right off my lips
And while I’m counting my regrets
I’m gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes
Waiting for your call but it ain’t come yet
I’m waiting for your footsteps in my hall
And I’m watching for this ash to fall
And while I’m counting my regrets
I’m gonna smoke 100 cigarettes
Before I see the rising sun
I believe I’ll smoke 101