Come Out

Young, drunk and full of rum
Ho-ho-holy shit
60 to 60−70 centilitres, devlishly pissed
Struggle to make a metre as I meet a mate or two
Peter and Paul
Two little dicks sitting on a wall
We walk left, right, stand tall, talk shit
They’re just as pissed, steaming
Eyes twinkling, gleaming
Call a rebellion of drinking
It gets me thinking, dreaming
Dark all night, left, right or wrong?
Solve all life’s greatest mysteries
It all started with a text:
«Come out and get pissed with me?»
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
We’re not yet done with the light
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
'Cause we need each other
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
We’ll head on into the night
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
But we miss you brother
We’re going to the club
This pub’s shit, alright
Two ticks, did a piss quick
Stumble, tumble into the bog
Some proper dick’s dipped his twink into the bowl
To which I come out pissed
And it’s decided at this disgusting scene
That reminds me how I used to dream
Of escaping these suburban fields
But what now?
Home alone with these two clowns
Whilst they’re off learning in some town
«Alright geez? Ready to leave»
«Nah, I’m just gonna go home»
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
We’re not yet done with the light
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
'Cause we need each other
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
We’ll head on into the night
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
'Cause we miss you brother
«Nah, nah, I-I-I don’t really feel like it ('Cause we miss you brother)
Nah, I just wanna go home ('Cause we miss you brother)
I’ve got- I’ve gotta get up early in the morning, y’know ('Cause we miss you
brother)
Alright, fine, I’ll stay for one ('Cause we miss you brother)
Y’all fucking paying, alright? ('Cause we miss you brother)
S’pose I got nothing else to do» ('Cause we miss you brother)
(Why don’t you come outside?)
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
We’re not yet done with the light
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
'Cause we need each other
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
We’ll head on into the night
My new friend, why don’t you come outside?
'Cause we miss you brother