Dinosaur Song

I know you don’t wanna love song that’s sappy
But I have to let you know I wanna make you happy
Grand gesture and sonnets are such a bore
I’d build you a time machine and we could just be dinosaurs
We would stomp and eat
Never rub each others feet
We’d run and play
Never worry what to say
No awkward thoughts of sex
Just the threat of a T-rex
And maybe a gigantic climate altering meteor
I would be a Longneck cause my head stays in the clouds
Dinosaurs can’t talk so I would not emote out loud
You’d be a Stegosaurus cause your outer shell’s so tough
Vegetation and a water source would simple be enough
We would stomp and eat
Never rub each others feet
We’d run and play
Never worry what to say
No awkward thoughts of sex
Just the threat of a T-rex
And maybe a gigantic climate altering meteor
You couldn’t hurt my feelings and you wouldn’t make me blue
Dinosaurs are happy just to live the whole day through
With the warm sun on our backs we would coexist
Without the fear of that dumb first kiss
We would stomp and eat
Never rub each others feet
We’d run and play
Never worry what to say
No awkward thoughts of sex
Just the threat of a T-rex
And maybe a gigantic climate altering meteor
If I built a time machine, promise that you’d come
See I love you more than the space-time continuum
I’d give it all up to give you more
Things would be so easy if I could just make us dinosaurs