Get a Divorce

She’s taking me to the county court!
She’s gonna get me a nice divorce!
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them good!
She’s gonna,
Sign them like a good wife should!
She’s taking half of all I own,
I get the kids but she keeps the home!
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them nice!
She’s gonna,
Sign them once, she’s gonna
Sign them twice!
Get a divorce!
Get a divorce!
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them well!
She’s gonna,
Sign them while I go to Hell!
I’m hunting round for a bachelor flat,
I ain’t allowed no dogs, no cats.
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them grand!
She’s gonna,
Sign them with her writing hand!
I wrote my name in all my books,
She ripped it off each time I looked!
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them great!
She’s gonna sign them, then she’ll write the date!
Get a divorce!
Get a divorce!
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them ace!
She’s gonna,
Sign them in the correct place!
She started seeing a million men,
I’ve had to put the kids in care!
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them fine!
She’s gonna,
Sign them on the dotted line!
I met a girl who looked quite keen,
I swear to god she was sixteen!
She’s gonna sign the papers, without fail!
She’s gonna,
Sign them while I go to jail!
She’s gonna sign the papers, once again!
She’s gonna,
Sign them with a fountain pen!
She’s gonna sign the papers, sign them well!
She’s gonna,
Sign them with a fucking quill!