Babay (Eat a Critter, Feel Its Wrath)

Baby
Baby
Baby
Baby
Baby
Baby
Baby
Baby
And I thank my lucky stars every day for indoor plumbing
Cause I know nobody knows where I’d have ended up without it
Caught a bit of my fur in your teeth and you ate me
As I went sliding down your throat they heard my cry resound:
«I will always be around!»
I thought that I would always be around
But inside your digestive trip what was there for me to grip?
I wanted nothing more than just to stay there
The truth is I was just too dumb to stop myself from holding on
I believed in love
The truth is I was just so dumb, I mistook your refuse for love
Clinging in the bowels as the shits poured on
I might have stayed on but the gravity released me and
Out I dropped and now here I lay steaming