Snake Oil

I need snake oil
To rub my feet
It caused a sore
Walking on the floor
My face is pale
Mind gone stale
Law’s on my tail
And a wild … woman
Wants me put to jail
Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Yes, yes, yes, I need snake oil
I need snake oil
To rub my head
And ease the pain
In my brain
So science
Is not for me
Got me drinking chablis
With a wild … woman
… put the … on me
Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Ya, ya, ya I need snake oil
Ya, ya, ya I need snake oil