Armchair Detective

Armchair detective, what’s your synopsis?
Hoping you’ll tell us how we can stop this
Cos nobody wants to look stupid today more so than usual
To say something clever is of such importance
To say something clever is crucial
Armchair detective, what you surmising?
A fountain of knowledge in times of crisis
Opinions like arseholes on days like today; everyone’s got one
You’d best say it quick while it’s fresh in your mind
Say it before it’s forgotten
Just cos you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right
Cos you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right
Because you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right
Cos you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right
Ignorance is bliss, a folly to be wise
What’s the best course of action? Awaiting some advice
Kneejerk reactions are invoked today more so than usual
To say something clever is of such importance
To say something clever is crucial
Say what you think however far from the truth it might be Say what you think but don’t believe in a half of what you read
Say what you think however far from the truth it might be Say what you think but don’t believe in a half of what you read
Just cos you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right
Cos you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right
Because you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right
Cos you shout loudest don’t mean that you’re right