(Sometimes) I Have to Concentrate

But this is the theme from m*a*s*h*
This is a call
Realization that your appreciation
Meant nothing at all
Cos this is eternal
This is your life, ha!
Vodka and tonics with the stereophonics
On a Saturday night
Cos this is illegal
At least if you do it right
A new operation for your eloquent spaceships
Rockfield style
But that was revolting
And this is well done
Congratulations you’re the king of the kop
And I’m a teacher’s son
But this is the final time
I teach you to shave
Was never supposed to be a stain on your church
Or a big day
Go gadget armpits
And cover me down
My final suggestion in the form of a question
Are we made of stone?