Baby in a Jar

Bless me jesus buddy I have sinned
Whatever does the trick
Odds are even that Ill fall again
So you better make it stick
What the psychic on the tv said
It kind of makes you think
I can tell you where your mood ring is You left it on the sink
They were walking down crawdad creek
Found a baby in a jar
Tried their best to make it spring a leak
But they couldnt throw a rock at far
I dont remember where the blind girl was
When she foretold the quake
I couldnt tell you what a king snake does
Because Im not a snake
Bless me jesus buddy I have sinned