Well the desk porter laughed
News of our legend and our exploits
Travelled car
From bell-hop to hired car
All this and more
Modern History
On the third floor
So is this where he died
Spend your life cutting words up With a knife
I light a candle for each night
You wate away your life
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On the third floor
Well theyЈ-e never gonna forget us WeЈ-e the most famous
People that they know
Went to a party
I didnЈ? say a word
You donЈ? know how lucky you were
You donЈ? know how lucky you are
So we set fire to your room
And we bandaged up your
hands and arms — now
WhereЈ— your beauty gone
Modern history
On the third floor