Baby Jesus

DJ: Uh, go ahead
Caller: I… I have a special friend and he’s, uh, the Baby Jesus.
And I love him. And, uh, he don’t give me no shit. And he… he don’t fuck
around. And he’s just the fucking coolest guy and… I, I just, I wanna say I
love the Baby Jesus. I, I can’t say it enough
DJ: Yes, sir, uh…
Caller: Anyway, I love the Baby Jesus, and I think, uh, he’s the best… thing.
And that he’s really, it’s really great when he shares his love, because, um,
he’s got enough love for everybody. You know what I mean?
DJ: Um… I do, sir, but…
Caller: Yeah, he’s like… I can’t even see a manger without thinking about him,
eh?
DJ: Uh…
Caller: Yeah, I, I just… I love him. I just love the Jesus and I just thought
I’d phone up and just… uh, you know? Uh, I only been into him for a couple of
hours, though, but I’m really into him