13 Cats

I got thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
But I’m the only dog in town
I got thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
But I’m the only dog in town
He’s an Elvis sea cat, that’s for sure
Got a turban on the pompadour
A voodoo doll to stick with pins
Four flat tires, now I’m on the rims
I got thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
I’m the only dog in town
Mama was a nun, daddy was a snake
Drown in wine one night and I’m the mistake
Life is a freeway, you know our friends
All my friends are thieves and tramps
I got thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
I’m the only dog in town
I saw The Devil in Miss Jones
It messed with my teenage horo-mones
Now I need another line
One you sing, not the other kind
I got thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
I’m the only dog in town
I’ve got thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen cats
I’m the only dog in town