A Collect Call

This is a collect call from an inmate
at the San Secuestro Regional Correctional Facility
Do you accept the charges?
I do.
Neals, it’s me.
I knew I shouldn’t have downloaded those shows.
They’re really trying to throw the book at me.
I mean, ten years in prison for Real Housewives of San Secuestro?
I have no idea what to do, and I’m totally scared.