Zombie in My Basement

Everybody always asks me
«What's it like to be a street ranger?»
Well, to be honest with you
It’s just one of those things that you just can’t even put into words
To be a street ranger
You have to be fast, you have to be smart
And you have to have a big head
Because those helmets are huge
Lucky for me, I have one of the biggest heads in town
I love being a street ranger
But it’s not always fun
It can be hard sometimes
Like right now, at this very moment
James and Big Blue have our friend young Rob up at the school with a bomb
strapped to him
He’s about to blow the whole playground up
This is when you have to be serious
Because the town is depending on you
And things aren’t always sweet
When you out here on these streets