Ethyl My Love

If anybody knows her, I bet they never chose her
But it don’t mean a thing
And pardon me for asking is it only in passing
Or did you give her a ring
I’d do anything to hear you say
Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
I never thought I’d see it, I want you to admit
You’re a sick boy and a fool
You’re doing what you want and I know you really want
To be her Fred-boy, ain’t it cool
I’d do anything to hear you say
Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
I could never do it
Baby, I don’t understand
And if you ever want to leave, babe
I don’t think you ever can
Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
Ethyl, my love, Ethyl, my love
Ethyl, my l-l-love, Ethyl, my love