Lift Ring, Pull Open

I’ve sampled all the different friends from every brewery
And found one that goes down just right and soothes my sorrow to a tea
Lift ring pull open it’s all spelled out for you
Nothing could be more easy it’s something any fool can do Lift ring pull open and have a drink with me As I try to forget I’m a loser and drown my misery
Yes sometimes life seems so useless still there are things to look forward to A little music from a jukebox and a cool refreshing brew
A friendly game of poker with stakes that are too high
Such things will help me pass the time until the day I die
Lift ring pull open that’s all you have to do Nothing could be more easy it’s something any fool can do Lift ring pull open and tip a can with me As I try to forget I’m a loser and escape this misery
Lift ring pull open don’t even need a key
I’ll just pop a top and drink to the last drop and drown my misery