Gentleman

I feel like a strung out snuffaluffaguss
On the south side wearin' Vietnamese cowboy clothes
And I found out the hard way that the pathway to her heart is not through her
nose
I’m tired of bein' rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can’t bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
Got fired for swingin' this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too weird
And she wants a gentleman
Nothin' more, just a gentleman
It’s gettin' hard to lie through my teeth
'Cause they rotted out and they 're not all there
I need my old man to wash my mouth out with soap and my mother to scrub this
nasty hair
Why the fuck is a munchkin on the highway jumpin' a trash can in Congolese
cowboy clothes
And like a deer transfixed by headlight the bumper crushed his head while I god
damn froze
I’m tired of bein' rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can’t bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
Got fired for swingin' this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too weird
I’m tired of bein' rude, ticked off drunk and crude
My woman can’t bring me home to ma 'cause I am the dude
Got fired for swingin' this beer, need to wipe off this ugly sneer
My woman can’t bring me home to pa cause I am too queer
And she wants a gentleman
Nothin' more, just gentleman
Nothin' less, just a gentleman
Nothin' more just a gentleman
Nothin' less, just gentleman
Nothin' more, just a gentleman
Nothin' less than a gentleman
Than a gentleman
Than a gentleman
A gentleman, a gentleman, a gentleman
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon