I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

YOU’RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND
YOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT’S BROKEN LEG
YOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU’RE PARENTS LOVED YOU
AND THEN I RAN IT OVER
YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT’S DEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT’S HEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT’S HEAD
I DRAGGED IT 50 YARDS DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU RAN AFTER ME IN TEARS
I ALMOST CRASHED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
THEN I TURNED AROUND, AND TRIED TO HIT YOU
YOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT’S DEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT’S HEAD
MY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON IT’S HEAD