Sathington Willoughby

We are gathered here
Today in these majestic
Halls of old to honor
A man they call
Sathington willoughby.
There’s a joke or two,
A pun or three
I feel that must be Told then i go on to Speak of sathington willoughby.
Sathington willoughby
The legislator that
Penned us up a bill
That banned the use
Of certain things like this and that.