(All I Want For Christmas Is A) Big Palm Tree

VERSE 1
Santa doesn’t need a chimney
He can walk through a bamboo door
No need for stockings on the mantle
He can put the presents down on a teak wood floor
He doesn’t want milk and cookies
He’ll get a rum drink and key lime pie
When he asks me what I want for Christmas
I’ll look old Santa right in the eye
CHORUS
All I want for Christmas is a big palm tree
A beach and a tropical sun
Those few things will remind me
That wintertime can still be so much fun
All bundled up just to go outside
Is not where I want to be
You can have your snow and your mistletoe
All I want for Christmas is a big palm tree
VERSE 2
Santa doesn’t need a sleigh ride
All the tides and the winds are right
He can cruise to port on a sailboat
And give all his reindeer a break tonight
Have oysters and beer at the tiki bar
It won’t be long and he? ll have no doubt
Why I asked him for the things I did
He’ll know just what I? m talking about
CHORUS
All I want for Christmas is a big palm tree
A beach and a tropical sun
Those few things will remind me
That wintertime can still be so much fun
All bundled up just to go outside
Is not where I want to be
You can have your snow and your mistletoe
All I want for Christmas is a big palm tree
INSTRUMENTAL
VERSE 3
I don’t really need a snowman
A sand castle will do just fine
No need to send me a fruitcake
The only fruit I’ll need is a slice of lime
I’ve got the holiday spirit
And I love all those Christmas songs
About chestnuts and winter wonderlands
But where coconuts grow, that’s where I belong
CHORUS
All I want for Christmas is a big palm tree
A beach and a tropical sun
Those few things will remind me
That wintertime can still be so much fun
All bundled up just to go outside
Is not where I want to be
You can have your snow and your mistletoe
All I want for Christmas is a big palm tree
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You can have your snow and your mistletoe
All I want for Christmas is a big palm tree